Candidate: Chilli Hotdog
Grandfather: Emelio Chungus
Hi I’m Chilli Hotdog, your latest candidate in the general election. Many of you may know me, some of you will know myself as Altis’ No.1 Lawyer, Your friendly neighbourhood paramedic, now I want it to go further. I WANT YOU to know me as your next Prime Minister. I believe that we as the people, deserve change in Altis. I want to focus on the people of Altis. I want to be fair to both, the rich and the poor.
On the 30th of March 2019, Major Callam of HAVOC was recently expressing his love for Altis by flying his VTOL over Kavala. The police made threats to Callam’s life and threatened to shoot him down. If it wasn’t for his superb flying abilities, he surely would have been ended. I pose that Callam is given permission to fly freely where he likes.
I want lawyers to get more for the job they do, they need more privileges. They deserve respect from the police, they should be able to represent a client in whatever clothes they like. We don’t want to discriminate now do we.
Many of you may also know my grandfather, Emelio Chungus. He needs support from everyone due to his dementia. He also needs his driving ban revoked. My grandfather is a wonderful man with a great heart, he is always willing to speak with people. I encourage you all to speak with him as he often gets scared due to his diagnosed problems.
Legalise Callam’s VTOL. - Recently Major Callam of HAVOC was flying his VTOL around Kavala. He was posing no threat to the people at all, he’s a nice guy. I witnessed the APC threaten Callam’s life, surely they are meant to protect and not provoke.
Increase the privileges of Lawyers. - I personally, as Altis’ Number 1 Lawyer demand that the lawyers gain more for the job they do. They all deserve a complimentary GUCCI suit with included Gucci Flip-Flops. I will also personally aid young in service lawyers by offering my services.
Increase funding for my grandfather Emelio Chungus’ dementia - As you may know, Emelio is a bit of a nutter, he is my actual grandfather, but he calls everyone else his grandson. He recently had his licence revoked by the APC, my grandad needs it back so he can drive me the government building.
Giving the civilians greater power - Civilians need greater paychecks, £12,000 is not enough, they need more money to assist in their adventures. I will assist civilians who are new to the island, I offer this by having weekly open questions. You have a question, I will have an answer!
We Will help support the funding for SpaceX - We want to aid in the space mission of Altis. We want to visit space along with SpaceX, we want the benefit of resources from the galaxy and further our expeditions.
We want universal Health Care - NHS services should be free, I will personally make sure that you do not have to pay a penny for the medical services that you receive. If you do, I will personally pay your expenses.
I will appreciate all of your support, and hope that you vote for me in the general election.